Samantha Who?*

Samantha Who? - Samantha Sino?

* ABC Channel 2 TV comedy series

I like your smell

I like your smell - Gusto ko iyo amoy

Samantha Who?*

Samantha Who? - Samantha Sino?


*Samantha Who is another comedy series in ABC.

Ugly Betty*

Ugly Betty - Pangit Betty


*Ugly Betty is a comedy series at ABC Channel 2 every thursday.

Where is my kiss?

Where is my kiss? - Saan akin halik?

I like fried chicken wings

I like fried chicken wings - Gusto ko pakpak ng manok

Where are we going?

Whre are we going? - Saan tayo punta?

We are here at home now

We are here at home now - Tayo ay dito sa atin bahay ngayon

Where is my car?

Where is my car? - Saan akin kotse?

Where are my clothes?

Where are my clothes? - Saan akin mga damit?

Watermelon

Watermelon- - Tubig melon

I like fried chicken wings

I like fried chicken wings - Gusto ko frito pakpak ng manok

Heart

Heart - Puso

Sweet

Sweet - Matamis

My sweetheart

My sweetheart - Akin matamis puso

All of your heart

All of your heart - Lahat ng iyo puso

Who I am?

Who I am? - Sino ay ako?

You are mine

You are mine - Ikaw ay akin

You like my outfit?

You like my outfit? - Gusto mo akin damit?

Dress

Dress - Damit

I like your dress

I like your dress - Gusto ko iyo damit

Where are you?

Where are you? - Saan ikaw?

My car is clean

My car is clean - Akin kotse ay malinis

Wash my car

Wash my car - Ligo akin kotse

Where is my son?

Where is my son? - Saan akin anak lalaki?

Call on God

Call on God - Call on Panginoon

God

God - Panginoon

Kisses on the cheek

Kisses on the cheek - Mga halik sa pisngi

Kisses on the lips

Kisses on the lips - Mga labi halik

Big

Big - Malaki

Big foot

Big foot - Malaki paa

Feet

Feet - Paa

Shoes

Shoes - Sapatos

I am done shower

I am done shower - Ako ay done ligo

The food is cold

The food is cold - Ang pagkain ay malamig

The food is hot

The food is hot - Ang pagkain ay mainit

There is food

There is food - Meron pagkain

There is

There is - Meron

All ways

All ways - Lahat ways

All

All - Lahat

Are you okey?

Are you okey? - Ikaw ay sige?

Okey

Okey - Sige

Goodbye

Goodbye - Paalam

Water

Water - Tubig

Watermelon

Watermelon - Tubig melon

You need me?

You need me? - Ikaw need ako?

Eye to eye

Eye to eye - Mata sa mata

Small girl

Small girl - Maliit babae

Small boy

Small boy - Maliit lalaki

Girl

Girl - Babae

Boy

Boy - Lalaki

Small

Small - Maliit

Smooth face

Smooth face - Makinis mukha

Smooth

Smooth - Makinis

Clean face

Clean face - Malinis mukha

Face

Face - Mukha

Clean

Clean - Malinis

Smooth back

Smooth back - Makinis likod

Sunglasses

Sunglasses - Araw glasses

Sun

Sun - Araw

Rainfall

Rainfall - Ulan fall

Rain

Rain - Ulan

Rain tomorrow

Rain tomorrow - Ulan bukas

Football

Football - Paa ball

Foot

Foot - Paa

Our house is clean because of you

Our house is clean because of you - Atin bahay ay malinis kasi ng ikaw (it should be"atin bahay ay malinis nang dahil sa iyo" but Bernard's translation is literal)

Clean

Clean - Malinis

House

House - Bahay

Cars

Cars - Mga kotse

God loves you

God loves you - Diyos mahal ikaw

I can see you

I can see you - Ako can see ikaw

What are you doing?

What are you doing? - Ano ay ikaw doing?

Who touched me?

Who touched me? - Sino touched ako?

Watermelon

Watermelon - Tubigmelon

I have a cold

I have a cold - Ako have a malamig

I have a cold

I have a cold - Ako meron malamig (Bernard got cold sickness, and he literally translated cold as malamig)

Cold

Cold - Malamig

Drink some water

Drink some water - Tubig your liig

Are you thirsty?

Are you thirsty? - Ay iyo liig dry?

Hot chicken wings

Hot chicken wings - Mainit pak pak ng manok

Chicken wings

Chicken wings - Pak pak ng manok

Queen of my heart

Queen of my heart - Reyna ng akin puso

Bad boy

Bad boy - Hindi mabuti anak lalaki

Seven

Seven - Pito

Six

Six - Anim

Five

Five - Lima (Bernard associated the Filipino word to the lima beans here in the US)

Four

Four - Apat

Three

Three - Tatlo

Two

Two - Dalawa

One

One - Isa

Door

Door - Pinto (Bernard associate the word with pinto beans)

Are you in good hands?

Are you in good hands? - Ay ikaw sa mabuti mga kamay?

Fish sauce

Fish sauce - Isda sauce

Milk fish

Milk fish - Gatas isda (Bernard's name for bangus/milkfish)

Fish

Fish - Isda

Milk

Milk - Gatas

So hot!

So hot! - Masyado mainit!

I like to eat rambutan

I like to eat rambutan - Gusto ko kain na rambutan

I like to eat mango

I like to eat mango - Gusto ko kain na manga

Is it you?

Is it you? - Ay ito ikaw?

Who are you?

Who are you? - Sino ay ikaw?

Lord

Lord - Panginoon

Jesus

Jesus - Hesus

King

King - Hari

Head

Head - Ulo

What is the color of your hair?

What is the color of your hair? - Ano ay kulay ng iyo ulo buhok?

Color

Color - Kulay

I like your dress

I like your dress - Gusto ko iyo damit

Dress/Clothes

Dress/Clothes - Damit

Body hair

Body hair - Katawan buhok

Backyard grass cutting

Backyard grass cutting - Puwet ng bahay buhok cutting (He translates back as puwet and grass as bahay buhok)

Door

Door - Pinto

Thigh

Thigh - Hita

Legs

Legs - Binti

Foot

Foot - Paa

Stinky poot

Stinky poot/fart - Mabaho otot

Poot/Fart

Poot/Fart - Otot

King

King - Hari

Pinch

Pinch - Kurat (he could not straightly pronounce KUROT)

Time to go

Time to go - Punta oras

Cheek

Cheek - Pisni (he could not pronounce ng, thats the best sound he could use)

Nose

Nose - Ilong

Are

Are - Mga

We are friends

We are friends - Tayo ay mga kaibigan

Friend

Friend - Kaibigan

We

We - Tayo

I can't hear you

I can't hear you - Ako hindi tenga na ikaw

Me

Me - Ako

No - Hindi

Ear

Ear - Tenga

Sleepy

Sleepy - Tulogy

Sleep

Sleep - Tulog

Hot sauce

Hot sauce - Mainit sauce (Bernard loves Mama Sita's hot sauce)

I am tired

I am tired - Ako ay pagod

Tired

Tired - Pagod

Where are you going?

Where are you going? - Saan ikaw punta?

Go

Go - Punta

Delicious food

Delicious food - Masarap pagkain

Delicious

Deliciuos - Masarap

Food

Food - Pagkain

Not good smell

Not good smell/stinky - Hindi mabuti amoy

Durian smell stinks

Durian smell stinks - Mabaho durian amoy

Smell

Smell - Amoy

Bad smell armpit

Bad smell armpit - Hindi mabuti amoy kili kili

Armpit

Armpit - Kili kili

Muscular

Muscular - Masculado

Curly eyelashes

Curly eyelashes - Kulat pilik mata (kulat is Bernard's pronunciation of KULOT)

Eyelashes

Eyelashes - Pilik mata

Your butt is big

Your butt is big - Iyo puwet ay malaki

Butt

Butt - Puwet

I want to see you

I want to see you - Gusto ko mata na ikaw

Eyes

Eyes - Mata

I like Pig lechon

I like pig lechon - Gusto ko lechon baboy

Pig

Pig - Baboy

Chicken

Chicken - Manok

Later

Later - Mamaya

Here in my car

Here in my car - Dito sa akin kotse

Wash the car

Wash my car - Ligo akin kotse

Who are you?

Who are you? - Sino ay ikaw?

Lawn grass

Lawn grass - bahay buhok

Hair cut

Hair cut - Buhok cut

Forehead

Forehead - Noo

Hungry

I am hungry - Ako ay gutom

Drink water

Drink water - Tubig it! (Bernard's reaction one night when I felt my throat is dry)

Here I am

Here I am - Dito ako ay (Bernard's translation of a Christian music title that he sings while driving going to church)

Work

Time to go to work - Trabaho oras

Backyard

Backyard - Bahay puwet

Get dressed

Get dressed - Damit na

Hug me

Hug me - Yakap ako

Look at me

Look at me - Mata na ako

bed time

Bed time - Tulog oras

Time

What time is it? - Ano oras ito ay?

Rain

Its raining here - Meron ulan dito

Do you like it?

Do you like it? - Gusto mo?

Where are you?

Where are you? - Saan ikaw?

Work

Time to go to work - Trabaho oras

Eat

Time to eat - Kain oras

Shower

Take a shower - Ligo akin katawan

Wash

Wash my hand - Ligo akin kamay

Toothbrush

Brush my teeth- hugas akin nipin (instead of pronouncing it as ngipin)

I am

I am Bernard - Ako ay si Ginoong Bernardo

My name

My name is Bernard - Akin pangalan ay Bernardo

Beef

I like to eat beef tenderloin - Gusto ko kain karne ng baka

Hair

My hair is curly - Akin buhok ay kulat (he is pronouncing KULOT as kulat)

Chicken

I like to eat chicken - Gusto ko kain na karne ng manok

How are you?

How are you today? - Kumusta ikaw nayon araw?

Fat belly

Fat belly - Tambok tiyan

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday - Maligaya birth araw

Good girl

Good girl - Mabuti anak babae

Good boy

Good boy - Mabuti anak lalaki

Grass cutting

How is your backyard grass cutting? - Kumusta bahay buhok cut?

Golden Eye

Golden Eye - Glolden Mata from the James Bond Movie